People who spend 80% of their time screaming and yelling at each other and the remaining 20% stomping around like elephants, should seriously consider moving somewhere far, far away from everyone else. Or at least look into thick carpeting so their downstairs neighbours don't have to listen to the fucking noise all the fucking time for fuck's sake ( Read more... )

Little guy: *yells out the window at neighbours* I've started school ( Read more... )

God, if the woman upstairs doesn't stop "singing" soon I'm gonna put on Rammstein and turn it up to a hundred. It's been almost two hours! Just shut the fuck up! Aaaargh!!

A goddamn four wheeler is not supposed to be played with in the godddamn city. Especially not right outside our goddamn house, making that goddamn noise and endangering my godd... I mean my darling children. Dude, seriously, cut it the fuck out before I come out there and show you just how deep those tire tracks can dig into your ass ( Read more... )

I left work for the cafe at around 3 pm. How much writing have I done? Pretty close to zilch ( Read more... )